my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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