You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I need mimosas to revive my soul
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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