So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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