It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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