I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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