But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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