So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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