I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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