Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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