Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize
