would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it's like iHOP with fire
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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