Where is the hickey?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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