when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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