Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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