my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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