Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
