How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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