ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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