haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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