Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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