direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
This house was built for laser tag.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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