If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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