So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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