Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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