So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
please come you make the beer taste better
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I'm having to shit out rocks
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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