I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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