what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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