i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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