Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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