He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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