sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
