just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
