Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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