He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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