windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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