I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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