What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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