Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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