He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he was CRYING into my vagina
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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