i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I need to calm my uterus...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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