Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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