This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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