I love black thongs
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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