Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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