So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she told me i tasted like america
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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