i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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