In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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