oh god the rape fog is back!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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