dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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