Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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