Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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